The Hurt Feelings Report form is designed to provide individuals with a structured way to express and document their emotional distress. This form, which must be physically submitted to a law enforcement officer, serves several purposes. It aims to assist those who feel wronged—referred to in a light-hearted manner as "whiners"—in seeking sympathy and support. The form requires basic administrative data, such as the name, age, and sex of the individual reporting their feelings, along with details about the incident that caused the hurt. Key sections include a narrative portion where individuals can describe their experiences, as well as a checklist for various types of emotional injuries. The report also humorously addresses the potential for “permanent feeling damage” and even offers options for supplemental support, such as a comforting “hugger” or other comforting items. While the tone may be playful, the underlying message emphasizes the importance of acknowledging and validating feelings. This article will explore the various components of the Hurt Feelings Report form, its intended use, and the broader implications of emotional well-being in our communities.